😂But wait… IT’S STILL FUNCTIONAL… Yes, just as you read it, and here is his story:
Andre Johnson, better known as Christ Bearer and affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan, had a night in 2014 that no screenwriter would have dared to write.
Under the influence of substances and alcohol, he cut off his own penis and jumped from a second floor in North Hollywood. The story went viral within hours.
What seemed like the darkest chapter of his life became material for his personal stand-up.
In an interview with VladTV, he explained every substance he had consumed that night and even said he was proud of what happened.
The ending is even more unexpected. In 2019, he married Cheryl, and in 2022 he told TMZ that his penis works perfectly…
So much so that he offered to prove it by starring in an adult film. 😳