Defenders already suffer trying to stop him. After seeing these photos, you’ll probably understand that they’re not the only ones who lose their composure when Erling Haaland appears.
If Achilles himself had existed in 2026, he probably would have signed with a fashion brand. Haaland has the same problem: he tries to play football, but every match he ends up stealing the spotlight for something more than his goals.
Here, relaxing under the sun
Hello, shampoo brands?
He knows what he’s got
Someone should go over and help him
What no one sees
Wow.
Imagine you’re walking through the hills and run into Achilles
A selfie with this hunk?
This is how he maintains a colossal body
Applause for himself
And the best for last (yes, Erling eats raw carrots for breakfast in the car).
A legend.