A 9-point list explaining why it’s impossible not to love Erling Haaland, and honestly, there isn’t a single weak argument 🐐
1. It’s not just that Norway returned to a World Cup after almost 30 years with him scoring 7 goals 😳.
2. It’s that this 25-year-old Viking has a Snapchat full of random unfiltered photos.
3. He protects his girlfriend like a proper green flag.
4. When you ask him about his dreams, he doesn’t talk about trophies: he talks about a house in the countryside, peace and quiet, and living while feeding cows 🐮
5. He doesn’t have fragile masculinity; he wears a Hermès bag because he wants to and he has style.
6. He grows his hair long if he wants to, and it’s silky.
7. He’s still the most humble footballer on the planet with zero ego.
8. He broke the stereotype of the arrogant player without even trying.
9. That’s the trick: he doesn’t need to be perfect to win the hearts of millions 💖
